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Deep Inside Pat Quinn's Budget
By The Beachwood Budget Bureau
We got nuts yesterday and went deep inside Gov. Pat Quinn's budget proposal, from the fine print to the footnotes, and discovered a lot of cleverly hidden provisions that the media has yet to report on. So we will.
* All residents will be issued Super 8 VIP cards but some of them will be expired, subjecting motel guests to Quinn's new Rewards Card Tax.
* In order to keep schools open, schoolchildren and their parents will be required to pay a Textbook Tax. Those using books that teach Creationism will pay double.
* Bill Brady will be placed in a new Political Opponents Bracket and taxed accordingly.
* Jason Plummer will be subject to the new Inexcusably On A Statewide Ballot Tax.
Continue reading "Deep Inside Pat Quinn's Budget" »Posted on March 12, 2010
Obama's Small Donor MythDespite colorful press stories, yet another look at the facts shows that Obama was mostly funded by large donors.Continue reading "Obama's Small Donor Myth" » Posted on November 25, 2008 |
I Totally Voted For . . .By Citizen KateLess big government and more legal marijuana.Continue reading "I Totally Voted For . . ." » Posted on November 11, 2008 |
Mystery Senate Debate TheaterExposing the poster child for callow.Continue reading "Mystery Senate Debate Theater" » Posted on January 21, 2010 |
Political OddsBy The Beachwood Bookmaking BureauFor entertainment purposes only. Including gambling.Continue reading "Political Odds" » Posted on March 8, 2010 |
Pundit Patrol
By Steve Rhodes
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Dear John Cullerton
By Chris Clair
With all due respect, sir, it's you who is missing the point.Posted on February 22, 2010
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By Steve Rhodes
I used to like him; that's all over now.Posted on February 18, 2010
The Prison Chief's Past
By Steve Rhodes
A hinky deal with a frat brother.Posted on February 15, 2010
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