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Legal Fiction

By Sam Singer

As a law student you're taught that legal writing is technical writing. You're taught to distrust the fine phrase and the elegant word. Strong legal writing, you're told, resounds less in art than in science. This is only partly true, of course, and it's not until you leave law school that you discover that the most celebrated legal writers are often the most artful ones. Like the best artists, exemplary legal writers have mastered their medium, but they're also inclined to transcend it from time to time. So we nod approvingly when Justice Scalia, in the course of a caustic dissent in a high-profile anti-discrimination case, finds room for a Kurt Vonnegut reference; we're charmed by Justice Rehnquist's use of "bare minimum" to describe an Indiana law governing appropriate attire at strip clubs; and we marvel when a prominent federal judge wraps up a forcefully argued intellectual property opinion by advising the parties "to chill."

In this permissive setting, it's hard to fault Judge Scott Stucky of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Armed Forces for channeling his inner crime novelist in an opinion he handed down last week. The opening sequence of U.S. v Weston may as well have been lifted from a Raymond Chandler novel. "There was something odd about the electric razor in the bathroom," Stucky wrote.

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Posted on June 23, 2009
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Obamathon

Obama's Small Donor Myth

Despite colorful press stories, yet another look at the facts shows that Obama was mostly funded by large donors.
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Posted on November 25, 2008
Citizen Kate TV

I Totally Voted For . . .

Less big government and more legal marijuana.
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Posted on November 11, 2008
Mystery Debate Theater

Mystery Presidential Debate Theater

Now with bonus Presidential Debate Theater, Vice Presidential Debate Theater and Convention Debate Theater episodes.
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Posted on October 19, 2008
Political Odds

Political Odds

For entertainment purposes only. Including gambling.
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Posted on April 22, 2009

Legal Fiction

The spectacle of judicial writing.

Posted on June 23, 2009

Olympic Smackdown Theater

if you don't know which alderman at the table is the tool, then it's you.

Posted on June 19, 2009

The Gay Rights Gamble

What happens in California stays in California. At least that was the idea.

Posted on June 15, 2009

Court: Campaign Money Mars Bench

A call for public financing of judicial elections.

Posted on June 8, 2009

Chicago's Still Valid Gun Ban

The NRA would soon learn that where the Second Amendment is concerned, Chicago has one critical advantage over the District of Columbia.

Posted on June 5, 2009

Ready for Reform: Conclusion

Those in power fight to maintain the status quo. They must be removed from power.

Posted on June 2, 2009

The Sotomayor Show

The fight is over, but the show is about to begin.

Posted on June 1, 2009

MUSIC - July Jackpot. In Bloodshot Briefing.
TV - America's Pitchman.
POLITICS - The Court's legal fiction.
SPORTS - Who ruled June. In Fantasy Fix.

BOOKS - Arresting Tales. In Chicago Blog Review.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Kurdistan vs. Chicago. In Cab #713.

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