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The [Wednesday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes / Posted on June 26, 2019

I have to go to the Genius Bar and see if I fried my battery when I (uncharacteristically) knocked over a glass of Diet Coke in the vicinity of my laptop, as I fear I did. Oh, let's face it, I did. My battery is dead. Can anything be done? Doubtful. Everything sucks so bad! I'd ask for prayers, but they'd be immune against the laws of physics. Besides, you should save that kind of energy for staring at the TV just right in order to affect sporting events. I'd ask you to wish me luck, but there is no such thing. I'd ask you for money, but it's a bit premature for that. But it's on the table! Someone, anyone, change my life! This is the sort of thing that can send me into a tailspin. Every horrible decision I've ever made since I was born has led to this terrible moment! At least someone spit on Eric Trump.

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P.S.: The Genius Bar would be a lot more fun if it was actually a bar. Appletinis for everyone!

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ChicagoReddit

Why is there so much traffic in the loop at 11:30 on a weeknight from r/chicago

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ChicagoTube

J.J. Tindall's World-Famous Chicago Boat Architecture Tour. Starring J.J. Tindall, Beachwood poet-in-residence emeritus.

Shoreline emeritus docent at-large J.J. Tindall is now exclusively available for special events and private charters.

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See also Rick Kogan's "Poet J.J. Tindall Finds Freedom In Guiding Boat Tours."

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BeachBook

A Gallery Owner Was Arrested After Leaving A 10-Foot Heroin Spoon Sculpture Outside OxyContin Maker Purdue Pharma.

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'Not A Soul On 26th Street': Sales Drop At Little Village Shops As Threat Of ICE Deportation Sweep Looms.

But also when Obama was deporting even more folks than Trump.

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