By The Beachwood Harpo Affairs Desk
Oprah Winfrey reportedly is considering a move to Los Angeles. Here’s why.
* Sunshine is supposedly slimming.
* Really angry about parking meters.
* Persuaded by those California commercials.
* Wants to be closer to the Laurel Canyon diet.
* Angel Network told her to.
* Can’t take another winter from the backseat of her limo.
* Vibes here have gotten really bad.
* Wants to live somewhere that has an Olympic stadium.
* Falling out with Obamas; wants to move as far away from them as possible.
* Bid for the Cubs fell through.
* Finally giving up on Stedman Graham.
* Angels told her to.
* Angling for role on The Hills.
* The New Age is a lot newer there.
* More gurus to choose from.
* Bribing building inspectors less expensive.
* Wants to buy the Los Angeles Angels.
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Your suggestions welcome.
Posted on November 10, 2009