By Steve Rhodes
Watching Patti Blagojevich try to eat a tarantula faster than Lou Diamond Phillips last night really made me question what I was doing with my life. A new low.
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Later, Patti lied her ass off explaining how Rod was being punished for just trying to help people. And let me tell you something, folks: if Spencer Pratt and Janice Dickinson are on the jury, we’re looking at an acquittal. (There’s an idea: “I’m a Celebrity . . . Get Me Off This Jury!”)
A reminder.
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See what else we’ve been watching.
Posted on June 2, 2009