By Scott Buckner
I leave the TV world for a few days to come back last night all Abominable Snowman-like to the Home Plate Pub only to end up next to a guy who looks like Kid Rock’s retarded cousin while the daily repeat of Oprah plays on the corner TV. Why am I even bothering to pay attention to it? Because there’s some weird Chinese doctor dude sticking acupuncture needles into Oprah’s hand and foot while she sits in some sort of dentist/tattoo parlor chair.
I intentionally miss the last 10 minutes of the show, so I’m left to wonder exactly what Oprah got cured of in about the time it takes to get a pair of glasses at Lenscrafters. I’m pretty confident that she didn’t get a tattoo in that chair, though.
Posted on February 14, 2007