By Scott Buckner
I live in a house with three college guys and housekeeping usually comes in somewhere after “buy beer” on the to-do list, so spotless isn’t an adjective that pops up very often. But even at its worst, our place is nowhere near the cathedrals of filth, stench, and insect infestation that were featured on Sunday afternoon’s How Clean Is Your House? marathon on BBC America.
Actually, the title question is misleading. It ought to be How Big Of A Remorseless, Filthy Pig Can You Possibly Be? These people weren’t merely sloppy. They hadn’t cleaned a thing in years. Seriously.
This British show is hosted by Kim Woodburn, a household manager “for several prominent families in England and the United States,” and Aggie MacKenzie, a former associate editor at Good Housekeeping magazine, “where part of her duties included the investigation of new cleaning products and appliances.” Woodburn – who appears to be some gene-splicing experiment gone awry between Mary Poppins, Angela Lansbury, and the United States Marine Corps – does most of the down and dirty work: sticking her hands in toilets, sniffing all manner of foul things, and pronouncing urine as “YOO-rhine.” MacKenzie does the lighter cleaning with ordinary household products like salt, vinegar, and lemons, setting out bug traps, and scientifically sampling a lot of things to be grown in Petri dishes to show how much deadly bacteria should have killed these slobs long ago.
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Posted on March 26, 2007