By The Beachwood TV Trends Desk
Sister Wives, Army Wives, Rock Star Wives, Basketball Wives, geez, what’s next?
Glad you asked.
* Ghost Payroller Wives: Watch tensions develop at home when the men of this series never go to work.
* Aldermen Wives: One of them is wearing a wire!
* Cubs Wives: Watch as it slowly dawns on some of the wives that their husbands play day games and couldn’t possibly have been “out at the ballpark doing my job, honey” every night this week.
* Groupon Wives: Rumored to be a trial run for Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Couponing Rehab.
* Office Wives: They don’t put out either!
* The Wives of Streets and Sanitation: Tensions flare when their husbands keep trying to pass off used lawn chairs as new furniture for the den.
* Larry King’s Wives: Potential for a long run.
* Wives of the NFL: Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, and Drew Brees get locked out of their respective houses until direct deposits start coming in again.
* White Sox Wives: Hijinks ensue when Ozzie and Oney Guillen meddle in the marriages of players, coaches and management.
* Tribune Wives: Bored out of their minds, the wives conduct a series of illicit affairs with bankers they find infinitely more exciting.
* Pizza Delivery Wives: Sex in 30 minutes or less.
* Firemen Wives: Going down poles, laying some hose, lots of leftover chili.
* Oprah’s Wives: Follow a gaggle of women hired to act as beards for Gayle King.
* Madigan’s Wives: Featuring Democrats of the Illinois House who cater to their leader’s every whim even as he treats them like dirt.
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Comments welcome.
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– Scott Buckner, Nick Shreders, Rick Kaempfer, Steve Rhodes
Posted on March 15, 2011