By Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter!
Just like the rest of the media, I’m here to report on who is protesting rather than what the protest is about.
Shouting “I hate you” is what teenagers do. At least Greta Thurnberg hates us because we’ve fucked an entire planet up the ass and not because we’ve told her to turn that fucking racket down.
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Previously in Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter!:
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Explains The Economy.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! It’s Shit Crap News, Tim.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Is Going To Paris.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Grow Some Balls; Tell The Truth.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! MP Is A Wanker Santa.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Merry Fucking Christmas.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! New Year’s Rant.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Sexy Skype.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! TTIP Is Boring Shit.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! The Truth About Teachers & Doctors.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Valentine’s Day 2016.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! On The ‘Environment” Beat.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Political Theater As News.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Charter Wankers International.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! The Panama Papers: They’re All In It Together.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Answer The Fucking Question.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Snapchatting The Environment.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Election Fever!
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Day-Glo Fuck-Nugget Trump.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Dickens Meets The Jetsons.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Tony Blair: Comedy Genius Or Psychopath?
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! What Real Business News Should Look Like.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Facts Are No Longer Newsworthy.
* Pie’s Brexit.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Real Life Is Not Game Of Thrones.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Labor: The Clue’s In The Title!
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! The Pie Olympics.
* Occupy Pie.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Where Is The War Against Terrorble Mental Health Services?
* Progressive Pie.
* The BBC’s Bake-Off Bollocks.
* Pie Commits A Hate Crime.
* Pie Interviews A Teenage Conservative.
* Jonathan Pie’s Idiot’s Guide To The U.S. Election.
* President Trump: How & Why.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! All The News Is Fake!
* Happy Christmas From Jonathan Pie.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! 2016 In Review.
* Inauguration Reporting.
* New Year: New Pie?
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Make The Air Fair.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! A Gift To Trump?
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Strong And Unstable.
* Pie & Brand: Hate, Anger, Violence & Carrying On.
* Socialism Strikes Back!
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Election Carnage.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Papering Over Poverty.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! The Queen’s Speech.
* Showdown: North Korea vs. Trump.
* Time For The Royal Scroungers To Earn Their Keep.
* Cricket vs. Brexit.
* The Real Jonathan Pie.
* A Hostile Environment.
* Jonathan Pie | Trump’s America.
* Pie: Putin’s America.
* Amazon And The Way Of The World.
* Horseface, Ho-Hum.
* Of Turbines, Trump And Twats.
* Breaking: Trump Still Racist.
* It Says Here.
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Plus:
If Only All TV Reporters Did The News Like This.
Posted by The Beachwood Reporter on Sunday, October 11, 2015
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And:
Australia Is Horrific.
Posted by The Beachwood Reporter on Monday, January 11, 2016
Posted on October 9, 2019