By The Beachwood Niche TV Affairs Desk
According to sources close to the Beachwood, the following pitches were recently made to the following channels.
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Death Rattle – A&E
Spend 24 hours in America’s deadliest hospice.
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Look at My Dick – Spike
Fucking Look At It.
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Celebrity Cameltoe – E!
Special Oscar Preview.
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Douchebags – MTV
The Boys totally party with some sluts.
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Sluts – MTV
The Girls totally party with some Douchebags.
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Celebrity Nutsack – CNN
Hosted by Larry King.
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Possibly, Maybe, Could Be, Dontcha Think, It’s Dangerous – Discovery
Some Blue Collar Guys are edited to look like they might get hurt, but really, nothing ever happens.
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Dead White Girls – WE
They’re photogenic and dead.
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Possibly, Maybe, Could Be, Doesn’t It Look Like, It’s Dangerous? – History Channel
Some Blue Collar Guys are edited to look like they might get hurt, but really, nothing ever happens.
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You Ig-nant – PBS
High School Quiz Show.
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That’s What You Get – CBN
Pat Robertson looks at the news.
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Hot Naked Chicks – Spike, MTV, E!
Straight to the point.
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Addicted to Dr. Drew – VH-1
Get your fix.
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Submissions welcome.
Posted on February 8, 2010