By The Beachwood CSI: Chicago Code Affairs Bureau
* Drink every time someone in your viewing party says this is no Shield.
* Drink every time someone in your viewing party says this is no Wire.
* Do a shot every time someone in your viewing party says this is no My Boys.
* Drink every time someone in your viewing party complains in a whiny voice that “That would never happen here.”
* Drink every time someone in your viewing party refers to the boss hog with the big nuts.
* Drink every time someone in your party references “The Night Chicago Died.” (Drink twice if they cite the lyric about the old East Side.)
* Drink every time someone in your viewing party references Flashdance or Crocodile Dundee.
* Drinks on me if the season-ending episode reveals who hired Angelo Torres.
* Drink every time someone in your viewing party complains about the actors’ accents.
* Punch in the face any member of your viewing party who mentions Ditka, Da Bears Superfans or the Billy Goat.
* The person on your right must buy you a drink if you are the first to spot a cop on a Segway in the background.
* Drink twice if a character actually mentions Jon Burge. Then buy a round for the house.
* Drink every time a character makes an insufferable reference to hot dogs or pizza.
* Take a shot of whiskey for every mention of the Irish Mob.
* Drink every time someone in you’re viewing party complains that we call it The Outfit here, not the Mob.
* Drink every time one of the characters makes an insufferable reference to the Cubs, Sox, Bulls or Blackhawks.
* Drink every time the El is shown.
* Take two drinks and buy the house a round if the show ever utters the phrase “beat realignment.”
* Buy the person on your left a shot if you spot Jody Weis in the background of any scene in a gym.
* Punch in the arm any person who mentions Billy Corgan and/or his theme song approvingly; then take their drink.
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Comments welcome.
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Previously:
* Trailer: The Chicago Code
* Making TV: The Chicago Code On Location
* Breaking The Chicago Code
* The Chicago Code Finally Debuts Tonight After Seeming To Have Already Been On For Three Seasons
* The Music of The Chicago Code: Billy Corgan Gets Schooled
* The 33-Second Episode 2 Recap of The Chicago Code
* Jennifer Beals Still Friends With Chicago High School Pals But Has Ditched Her Hometown Accent
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1. From Todd Allen:
Drink every time someone in your viewing party says Burt Natarus was never more powerful than the mayor.
Posted on February 24, 2011