By The Torpedo Of Truth Affairs Desk
“Charlie Sheen’s Character On Two And A Half Men To Be Killed Off.”
We can do better than that:
* Send him to the same jail where the Seinfeld cast remains locked up.
* Have him wake up next to Bob Newhart; it was all a bad dream.
* Send him to Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew.
* Have him get called up by the Indians
* Have him wake up next to Hawkeye Pierce; Trapper John didn’t go home after all.
* Kill him, but let him reappear in Weekend at Charlie’s.
* Give him a spinoff: Half a Man.
* Have him wake up next to Roseanne Barr; it was all a fanciful dream.
* Have the Cubs call him up – for real.
* CSI: Charlie Sheen Investigates.
* Marry him off – to Demi Moore.
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Comments welcome.
Posted on July 10, 2011