By The Beachwood Alternate Sitcom Universe Affairs Desk
If Rahm ran Seinfeld.
* “Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Fucktine.”
* “You know how to take the fucking reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the fucking reservation.”
* “You’re an anti-fuckite.”
* “No, I can’t spare a fucking square.”
* “Fuck you, Newman.”
* “Why don’t you just tell me what fucking movie you want to see?”
* “For I am Costanza, lord of the fucking idiots.”
* “Yada, yada, yada, I fucked him over. Fuck him.”
* “These fucking pretzels are making me fucking thirsty.”
* “That is one magic fucking loogie.”
– Tim Willette, Steve Rhodes
Comments welcome.
Posted on February 27, 2015