Progressive Pie

‘Assumption Is The Mother Of All Fuck-Ups’

Simply being a woman – or a person of color – doesn’t make one progressive.

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Then again, women and people of color ascending to the reins of tyranny is progress. Finally, they can fuck over everyone, too.
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Previously in Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter!:
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Explains The Economy.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! It’s Shit Crap News, Tim.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Is Going To Paris.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Grow Some Balls; Tell The Truth.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! MP Is A Wanker Santa.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Merry Fucking Christmas.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! New Year’s Rant.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Sexy Skype.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! TTIP Is Boring Shit.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! The Truth About Teachers & Doctors.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Valentine’s Day 2016.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! On The ‘Environment” Beat.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Political Theater As News.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Charter Wankers International.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! The Panama Papers: They’re All In It Together.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Answer The Fucking Question.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Snapchatting The Environment.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Election Fever!
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Day-Glo Fuck-Nugget Trump.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Dickens Meets The Jetsons.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Tony Blair: Comedy Genius Or Psychopath?
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! What Real Business News Should Look Like.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Facts Are No Longer Newsworthy.
* Pie’s Brexit.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Real Life Is Not Game Of Thrones.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Labor: The Clue’s In The Title!
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! The Pie Olympics.
* Occupy Pie.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Where Is The War Against Terrorble Mental Health Services?
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Plus:
If Only All TV Reporters Did The News Like This.

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And:
Australia Is Horrific.

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Comments welcome.

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Posted on August 22, 2016