Chicago - A message from the station manager

TV Wives To Come

By The Beachwood TV Trends Desk

Sister Wives, Army Wives, Rock Star Wives, Basketball Wives, geez, what’s next?
Glad you asked.
* Ghost Payroller Wives: Watch tensions develop at home when the men of this series never go to work.
* Aldermen Wives: One of them is wearing a wire!
* Cubs Wives: Watch as it slowly dawns on some of the wives that their husbands play day games and couldn’t possibly have been “out at the ballpark doing my job, honey” every night this week.

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Posted on March 15, 2011

Replacing Charlie Sheen, Chicago-Style

By The Beachwood Advice To CBS Affairs Desk

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Richard M. Daley: Two and a Half Whiners.
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Oprah: Two and a Half Women.
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Todd Stroger: Two and a Half Brain Cells.
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Pat Quinn: Two and a Half New Taxes.
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Blago: Two and a Half Cellmates.

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Posted on March 14, 2011

As Seen On TV in Chicago

By AJ Khubani

“Telebrands CEO AJ Khubani discusses some of his company’s most recent As Seen On TV hits as well as some inventions he reviewed at the Allstate Arena on Wednesday evening.”

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Posted on March 11, 2011

Anniversary Replay: The Weather Underground Capitol Building Bombing

By solomonopoly

“40 years ago [Tuesday], the Weather Underground blew the living fuck out of the pisser at the Capital Building. No one shit themselves or pissed themselves or were harmed in any way, shape, form or fashion. However, it was just the beginning of a long line of direct action protest demonstrations then eventually ended in tragedy for members in the forms of death and imprisonment. It did not end the Vietnam conflict, but it did gain awareness and achieved the objective of agitating the public into further research on many important social issues.
“I do not personally condone or defend the acts of the Weather Underground, but I do feel that they deserve serious critical analysis and attention.”
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Posted on March 2, 2011

The Chicago Code Drinking Game

By The Beachwood CSI: Chicago Code Affairs Bureau

* Drink every time someone in your viewing party says this is no Shield.
* Drink every time someone in your viewing party says this is no Wire.
* Do a shot every time someone in your viewing party says this is no My Boys.
* Drink every time someone in your viewing party complains in a whiny voice that “That would never happen here.”
* Drink every time someone in your viewing party refers to the boss hog with the big nuts.
* Drink every time someone in your party references “The Night Chicago Died.” (Drink twice if they cite the lyric about the old East Side.)
* Drink every time someone in your viewing party references Flashdance or Crocodile Dundee.
* Drinks on me if the season-ending episode reveals who hired Angelo Torres.

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Posted on February 24, 2011

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