No Room For Dignity, Integrity Either
Opinion and reaction rule “the news.”
Posted on June 20, 2016
Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! What Real Business News Should Look Like
Pinstriped Twats Working In Giant Glass Dildos
A nature documentary about the moral bankruptcy of capitalism. And now the weather!
Posted on June 13, 2016
Senn TV
From Studio 346
Senn TV is one of the bright spots of the Chicago Public Schools highlighted as part of the #notaprison hashtag campaign – a response to Gov. Bruce Rauner saying some Chicago public schools were “almost crumbling prisons.”
“Senn High School will be launching a new TV news show this month where Journalism students will work every day to inform their peers about events in and outside the school,” Senn sophomore Maricela Machuca reports for the Senn Times.
“The idea came from Michael Cullinane, Senn’s lead journalism teacher, and Mary Beck the school’s principal.
“TVs will be set up in the cafeteria that will display the show, and it will replace the morning announcements the last 7-8 mins of first period. The students will also be airing a new episode daily. The equipment was funded by Loyola’s grant from the McCormick Foundation. The organization grants money to journalism programs all around Chicago at different high schools.
“Cullinane wants to make Senn TV a show where everyone can feel comfortable and informed. He also wants to bring all of these stories to life, as engaging the students is essential to him.”
Here are the first two episodes:
Posted on June 9, 2016
CPD Hires R. Kelly Media Pal
By Steve Rhodes
Former Fox Chicago News anchor Robin Robinson has apparently been hired by the Chicago Police Department.
Okayyyy! @RobinRobinson 👏🏾👏🏾 We see you! #CPD #Chicago pic.twitter.com/wV034TLkBv
— DIVA DEN ENT (@DIVADENENT) June 7, 2016
That would be this Robin Robinson:
“News staffers at Chicago Fox affiliate WFLD-TV were told in a memo to ‘take particular care in our reporting of R. Kelly’ so the station could get ‘exclusive access’ to the R&B star, who is awaiting trial on 21 child pornograhy charges in Chicago. The memo states: ‘When referring to the alleged victim . . . do not specify an age . . . she is simply underaged. Do not use video of him in orange jumpsuit . . . unless specifically referring to his arrest [last June] in Florida.” A WFLD veep tells Robert Feder the memo was written by an executive producer after being pressured by news anchor Robin Robinson, who is a Kelly pal.”
Posted on June 7, 2016
Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Tony Blair: Comedy Genius Or Psychopath?
A Clever Man Who Is Going To Hell
Saw firm evidence of WMDs in Iraq; now makes millions as Middle East peace envoy.
Posted on June 5, 2016
Steve Harvey Doesn’t Want To Host Family Feud Anymore
Tallywacker Too Much
“Has Steve Harvey lost his soul?” Super Deluxe wonders. “The Family Feud host has been having a hard time playing the game lately. His standard comedic outrage has been replaced with pure existential torture every time a contestant says something a little too hot for TV.”
Posted on May 31, 2016
24 Hours With XFHS
XFinity Help & Support
Because you’re gonna need it.
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Posted on May 24, 2016
Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Dickens Meets The Jetsons
The Queen Opens Parliament With Sparkly Blood Diamonds Glued To Her Hat
Let’s take a closer look at some of the policies announced today.
Posted on May 23, 2016
Groundhog Day: 1972 Newscast Ripped From Today’s Headlines
CPS Praying For State Money, Racial Tensions And A School Shooting
Gee this looks familiar – a CPS budget calling for furlough days and larger classes, tense race relations at a Chicago high school, and a school shooting. This is from the WMAQ-TV 10 p.m. newscast on Nov. 27, 1972:
Posted on May 17, 2016
Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! The Agony Of Choice
World’s Last Best Hope A Depressed Re-Animated Corpse
Donald Day-Glo Fuck-Nugget Trump.
Posted on May 9, 2016