The Queen Opens Parliament With Sparkly Blood Diamonds Glued To Her Hat
Let’s take a closer look at some of the policies announced today.
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See also: Woman In £1,000,000 Hat Tells Britain To ‘Live Within Its Means.’
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Previously in Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter!:
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Explains The Economy.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! It’s Shit Crap News, Tim.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Is Going To Paris.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Grow Some Balls; Tell The Truth.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! MP Is A Wanker Santa.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Merry Fucking Christmas.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! New Year’s Rant.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Sexy Skype.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! TTIP Is Boring Shit.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! The Truth About Teachers & Doctors.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Valentine’s Day 2016.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! On The ‘Environment” Beat.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Political Theater As News.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Charter Wankers International.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! The Panama Papers: They’re All In It Together.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Answer The Fucking Question.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Snapchatting The Environment.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Election Fever!
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Day-Glo Fuck-Nugget Trump.
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Plus:
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And:
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