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Highly Paid WGN-TV Professionals Dissemble Into 8th-Graders In Presence of Hooters Calendar Girls

By The Beachwood Local TV News Is A Joke Affairs Desk

Apparently they’ve never seen grown women in bikinis before.



Tell wives how beautiful they think they are before ogling women they’d rather have sex with.
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She can say hello in four different languages!
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When she’s not serving our world-famous chicken wings, she’s working towards her degree in accounting.
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Leslie’s pet peeve is she hates mean girls and cocky boys.
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She’s a biology major and would someday like to be an ultrasound technician. (“Oh isn’t that nice!”)
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Nia plans to study communications as she would like to become a journalist and work in the news. (“We’ve got an opening!”)

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Posted on December 16, 2010