By The Beachwood Vs. Affairs Desk
Compare and contrast.
Dog: A bounty hunter.
Kat: Tattoos fugitives.
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Dog: Long, unkept hair that makes him look like a joke.
Kat: Long, unkempt hair that makes her look hot.
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Dog: Married to a woman whose boobs are six times too big.
Kat: Dated Nikki Sixx.
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Dog: Previous life as a criminal.
Kat: Previous life as a criminal wannabe.
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Dog: It’s Honolulu, babe, it’s a crazy town.
Kat: It’s L.A., babe, it’s a crazy town.
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Dog: Warns clients to keep their noses clean.
Kat: Warns employees to keep their workstations clean.
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Dog: Used to be a bad-ass.
Kat: Wants to be a bad-ass.
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Dog: Works in the bail bonds business.
Kat: Works in the male-bonding business.
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Dog: Melodramatic posing and skilled editing make for relatively harmless reality TV.
Kat: Melodramatic posing and skilled editing make for relatively harmless reality TV.
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Posted on September 29, 2009