By Tim Willette and Natasha Julius
David Blaine: Seriously Not Breathing
David Blaine: Drowned Alive, Yet Brain Dead?
David Blaine: Buried Alive Until He Rots
David Blaine: Beheaded
David Blaine: Beaten With A Rolling Pin
David Blaine: Thrown From A Tall Building
David Blaine: Eaten By Sharks
David Blaine: Just Kind Of Stops Breathing
David Blaine: Pulls a Janis Joplin
David Blaine: We Think It Was The Chicken
David Blaine: Drives Drunk
David Blaine: Oops.
David Blaine: Food Poisoned
David Blaine: Fell in the Tub
David Blaine: Drowned Alive
David Blaine: Beheaded Alive
David Blaine: Drank Himself To Death Alive
David Blaine: Trapped in a Real Estate Seminar
David Blaine: Tangled in the Phone Cord
David Blaine: Stuck Zipper
David Blaine: Bitch of a Hangnail
David Blaine: Biopsied Alive
followed of course by
David Blaine: Mole Frozen in Time
David Blaine: Stuck on the Dan Ryan
David Blaine: Forced to Watch “Pepper Dennis”
David Blaine: Forced to Watch “David Blaine: Drowned
Alive”
David Blaine: Sitting at a Desk for 40 Years (Weekdays
8:30-5, 7:30-4 Central)
David Blaine: Unable to Feel Anything Anymore
David Blaine: Alienated From His Friends, Family, Coworkers
David Blaine: It’s Amazing He Makes It Through The Day At All
David Blaine: Even Getting Out Of Bed Is A Huge Accomplishment Lately
David Blaine: His Last Special
David Blaine: For Sure His Last Special
David Blaine: Seriously. Last One.
David Blaine: Huge in Vegas
David Blaine: Of Course I Look Familiar. I Was On TV.
David Blaine: No, I’m Not David Copperfield
David Blaine: Buy My Amazing Ginzu Knife
David Blaine: My Agent Left Me. Alive.
David Blaine: Skim or Whole?
David Blaine: No, I’m Not David Copperfield
David Blaine: David Copperfield Is A Fucking No-Talent Hack
David Blaine: Obviously You Don’t Know Shit About Magic
Posted on May 8, 2006