By Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter!
Almost as bad as “I’m With Her.” Bollocks! Build Back Bollocks! It’s happening again, isn’t it? I’m not sure I can do four more years.
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Previous Pie:
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Explains The Economy.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! It’s Shit Crap News, Tim.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Is Going To Paris.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Grow Some Balls; Tell The Truth.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! MP Is A Wanker Santa.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Merry Fucking Christmas.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! New Year’s Rant.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Sexy Skype.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! TTIP Is Boring Shit.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! The Truth About Teachers & Doctors.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Valentine’s Day 2016.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! On The ‘Environment” Beat.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Political Theater As News.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Charter Wankers International.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! The Panama Papers: They’re All In It Together.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Answer The Fucking Question.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Snapchatting The Environment.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Election Fever!
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Day-Glo Fuck-Nugget Trump.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Dickens Meets The Jetsons.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Tony Blair: Comedy Genius Or Psychopath?
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! What Real Business News Should Look Like.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Facts Are No Longer Newsworthy.
* Pie’s Brexit.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Real Life Is Not Game Of Thrones.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Labor: The Clue’s In The Title!
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! The Pie Olympics.
* Occupy Pie.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Where Is The War Against Terrorble Mental Health Services?
* Progressive Pie.
* The BBC’s Bake-Off Bollocks.
* Pie Commits A Hate Crime.
* Pie Interviews A Teenage Conservative.
* Jonathan Pie’s Idiot’s Guide To The U.S. Election.
* President Trump: How & Why.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! All The News Is Fake!
* Happy Christmas From Jonathan Pie.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! 2016 In Review.
* Inauguration Reporting.
* New Year: New Pie?
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Make The Air Fair.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! A Gift To Trump?
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Strong And Unstable.
* Pie & Brand: Hate, Anger, Violence & Carrying On.
* Socialism Strikes Back!
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Election Carnage.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! Papering Over Poverty.
* Jonathan Pie, TV Reporter! The Queen’s Speech.
* Showdown: North Korea vs. Trump.
* Time For The Royal Scroungers To Earn Their Keep.
* Cricket vs. Brexit.
* The Real Jonathan Pie.
* A Hostile Environment.
* Jonathan Pie | Trump’s America.
* Pie: Putin’s America.
* Amazon And The Way Of The World.
* Horseface, Ho-Hum.
* Of Turbines, Trump And Twats.
* Breaking: Trump Still Racist.
* It Says Here.
* The Real Climate Crisis Hypocrites.
* Jonathan Pie On The Campaign Trial.
* We’re Fucked, Mate.
* The Tale Of Dominic Cummings.
* Jonathan Pie’s Black Lives Matter Report Brilliantly Illustrates The Point Of Jonathan Pie.
* The Myth, Mirth, Malarkey And Magic Of Glastonbury And The Arts.
* Put A Fucking Mask On.
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Previously in Pie’s Lockdown:
* Jonathan Pie: Lockdown: Low-Footprint Content.
* Jonathan Pie On Lockdown, Pt. 2.: Spare Bedroom Shithole.
* Jonathan Pie On Lockdown, Pt. 3: Tele-Vision.
* Jonathan Pie On Lockdown, Pt. 4: A Trump Drinking Game.
* Jonathan Pie On Lockdown, Pt 5: Madness Sets In.
* Jonathan Pie On Lockdown, Pt. 6: Question Time.
* Jonathan Pie On Lockdown, Pt. 7: Back To School.
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Plus:
If Only All TV Reporters Did The News Like This.
Posted by The Beachwood Reporter on Sunday, October 11, 2015
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And:
Australia Is Horrific.
Posted by The Beachwood Reporter on Monday, January 11, 2016
Posted on August 24, 2020