By Steve Rhodes
“Astronomers recently discovered a star whizzing out of the center of our galaxy at the seriously blinding speed of four million miles an hour. The star, which goes by the typically inscrutable name S5-HVS1, is currently about 29,000 light-years from Earth, streaking through the Grus, or Crane, constellation in the southern sky,” the New York Times reported this week.
I’ve long advocated that science news of this nature – and really, any nature – get more prominent play by media organizations. And not just because news like this has the “Holy shit!” factor, but also because we rarely contemplate the very nature our our universe, our reality, our existence – at least in a way that is “news.”
For example, this is the way this kind of news should be presented if given the proper weight of its implications:
Front page from July 21, 1969: Holy Shit Man Walks On Fucking Moon http://t.co/2Kje4J1s
— The Onion (@TheOnion) August 25, 2012
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As for this week’s news, the star in question was recently discovered traveling four million miles an hour. That’s a speed beyond our ability to comprehend.
Also, we here on Earth were able to discover this even though the star is 29,000 light years away. Also, light traveled 29,000 light years before reaching us. Also, we’re looking, then, into the past.
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Idea: Time travel isn’t possible, but time observation is: We can see the past and, due to relativity, the future.
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“The star is about twice as massive as our own sun and ten times more luminous.”
And that’s probably no big thang as far as the universe goes.
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“Drawing on data from the European Space Agency’s Gaia spacecraft, which has charted the positions and motions of some 1.3 billion stars in the Milky Way, the astronomers traced the streaking star back to the galactic center. That is the home of a black hole known as Sagittarius A*, a gravitational monster with the mass of four million suns.”
So a European spacecraft has charted the positions of motions of 1.3 billion stars – just in our galaxy alone.
And the black hole in question has a mass of four million suns.
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“The dance with S5-HVS1 unfolded about 5 million years ago . . . The astronomers estimate that in about 100 million years the star will have exited the Milky Way entirely.”
At that speed? That’s one big motherfucking galaxy.
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“Out there, drifting among the other galaxies of the Local Group, far from the crowded circumstances of its birth, the star called S5-HVS1 will exhaust its thermonuclear fuel in about 2 billion years, blow up and die, alone.”
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Here’s an animated version of the star’s ejection from its previous entangled orbit, by the Royal Astronomical Society.
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New on the Beachwood . . .
The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #278: Ryan Pace’s Major Malfunction
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The Brummies at the Empty Bottle on Thursday night.
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Weekend BeachBook
The Anti-Gentrification Movement Was Growing. Then It Met Reagan.
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The Hipster.
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Weekend TweetWood
A sampling of the delight and disgust you can find @BeachwoodReport.
Clint Lorance ordered his men to fire on villagers in Afghanistan he knew were unarmed, then tried to cover it up. He was freed from Leavenworth by presidential pardon last night. https://t.co/AKIzDgevlF pic.twitter.com/HQareL1VTo
— David Philipps (@David_Philipps) November 16, 2019
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Trump is generally dishonest, but the Ukraine scandal is still a special case: he’s being dishonest about basically *every individual component* of the story.
Here’s a list of 45 separate false claims he’s made about Ukraine and impeachment so far: https://t.co/aHKtZvczvJ
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) November 16, 2019
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#Trump‘s Doral resort was a LAST-MINUTE ADDITION in search for #G7 site, newly released email shows
Secret Service agents had identified four U.S. sites as finalists for next year’s Group of Seven summit — but then they were TOLD TO ADD #Doral#MOG#MAGA https://t.co/QnEu9S67Nr
— Michael O’Grady (@mog7546) November 16, 2019
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Kremlin-funded Russian state television has openly sided with Trump throughout the Ukraine scandal, and even during the events that led up to it, @JuliaDavisNews writes in @PostEverything https://t.co/MRDUZmqBsF
— Washington Post Opinions (@PostOpinions) November 15, 2019
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How a Pro-Trump Network Is Building a Fake Empire on Facebook and Gettin… https://t.co/D34VGpV97C via @YouTube
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) November 15, 2019
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is the single leading source of anti-vax ads on Facebook https://t.co/xJS4VtGrpb
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) November 15, 2019
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Parents who paid $200 for a newsletter knew to show up to the tour of a top NY high school hours early, in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon.
Everyone else was at the back of the line of 1000s of people, or not there at all. https://t.co/vgeSGOY1R3— Eliza Shapiro (@elizashapiro) November 15, 2019
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You know how KFC used to stand for Kentucky Fried Chicken?
Well, how about change it for every state. Texas Fried Chicken. Utah Fried Chicken. Iowa Fried Chicken. Localize the recipes!
Or at least make those menu items.
“Which state would you like to dine in/eat from tonight?”
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) November 14, 2019
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The Weekend Desk Tout Line: Three-and-tout.
Posted on November 16, 2019