The [Wednesday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

I just had a tooth pulled, AMA

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) January 15, 2020

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New on the Beachwood . . .
Corrupt IOC Bans Protests
Warns that raised fists, kneeling and other political actions will not be allowed at Tokyo 2020 Games.
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The Constitution & Lying
Is there any recourse?
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United’s New Carhartts
Hitting the runway just in time for winter.
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Tech In, Garbage Out
“The suffocating irony of the Astros’ scandal is that the information was relayed to the hitter via banging on cans, which have been around for years,” writes our very own Roger Wallenstein.
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The Fall Of 1987
A dope novel.
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ChicagoReddit

Nonprofit looking for stories of people having trouble finding/keeping affordable housing due to pets from r/chicago

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“Maquina 501” / Paraiso Tropical, in Chicago

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TweetWood
A sampling of the delight and disgust you can find @BeachwoodReport.

“Get Zalensky to announce that the Biden case will be investigated.” https://t.co/vkySqyzSKn

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) January 15, 2020

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Meanwhile Donald Trump just stood up in front of some of the biggest bosses of the biggest companies and told JPMorgan Chase to literally thank him for making more money than any company in the history of American banking https://t.co/2XMmaHzNFS

— Max Abelson (@maxabelson) January 15, 2020

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This may sound promising on the surface, but I’m sure it won’t end well.

Nexstar to Launch National Primetime Newscast on WGN America https://t.co/tID6mKw4HM via @variety

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) January 15, 2020

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Restaurants are all in on plant-based burgers. Except McDonald’s. https://t.co/tdHIv4QjNY

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) January 15, 2020

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From everything I’ve read, I highly doubt he said it, fwiw.

I don’t know if Bernie Sanders said it or not, but I do know that after he denied it, CNN’s Abby Phillip stated it as fact: pic.twitter.com/tWGs2RgsZa

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) January 15, 2020

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Unreachable.

But Donald Trump … oh what’s the use. https://t.co/GOtj9V2eCz

— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) January 15, 2020

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The Beachwood Tip Line: Within your reach.

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Posted on January 15, 2020