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The [Thursday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

A PSA From Bloodshot Rob.



Suburban Mask Map
To follow up on the suburban coronavirus watch item in Wednesday’s column, via WGN-TV:


Indiana Takeover Begins
Chicago Businessman Gene Staples Is The New Owner Of Indiana Beach.

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“The sale hinges of a $3 million loan the county would make available to the new owner,” RTV6 in Indianapolis reports.
Oh.

New on the Beachwood . . .
This Chicago Writer Warned Us 25 Years Ago
Zoonotic transfer of new, lethal viruses (that will wrongly be compared to the flu) made worse through social interdependency . . .
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The Disaster That Led To Earth Day
It happened off the coast of Santa Barbara.
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Chicago Band White Mystery Held A Stay-At-Home Fest
Watch it here – special guests included Fred Armisen, Jason Narducy and Jon Langford (natch).
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Jonathan Pie On Lockdown Pt. 5: One Step Beyond
“Sometimes I find myself changing out of my pajamas before going to bed because I don’t want to sleep in my work clothes.”
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Beware These Stimulus Check Scams
A message from the U.S. Postal Inspection Service.

From The Beachwood NFL Draft Desk . . .
A Last Dance Lesson For Ryan Pace
Never draft for need.
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Is The Wonderlic Worthless?
The answer may surprise you!

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Fellow dog owners of bucktown: from r/chicago



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The @barrelmakerprinting Small Business Shop closes all pre-orders in a couple days so get your orders in now!

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“Take Me Back To Chicago.”


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‘I’m Frightened, Dismayed, Disgusted’ – Jenny Holzer On How Artists Can Use Outrage To Expose The Hypocrisies Of Our Time.


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A sampling of the delight and disgust you can find @BeachwoodReport.
What a horrible human being.


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It seems like this should be an obvious problem to a poll like this, but nope!


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The Beachwood Q-Tip Line: Forget it, Jake, it’s State Farm.

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Posted on April 23, 2020