Chicago - A message from the station manager

By Steve Rhodes

One in an occasional series tracking the movements of former Cubs.
1. Tuffy Rhodes.
“Tuffy Rhodes could be tough to figure out,” Jason Coskrey writes for the Japan Times.

Sometimes, he’d flash a big smile and crack jokes. Catch him in a good mood, and you might forget you weren’t actually an old friend. Other times, Rhodes gave off an aura that said it’d be best to find whatever you were looking for somewhere else.
If he’d homered in a loss, he would shoo away reporters and tell them “home runs don’t matter when you lose.” If his team had won, nothing was off limits, even if he’d had a bad game.
Rhodes wasn’t a robot. He rose with wins and sunk with losses. He was many things, but most of all, he was human.
Despite what the majority of voting members of the Japanese Baseball Hall of Fame may try to tell you, he also deserves to be enshrined there with other Japanese baseball greats.
Another Hall of Fame announcement came and went [last month] without Rhodes’ name in bold, black katakana characters on the top half of the page. Instead, Rhodes was in his usual place (and typeface) about halfway down the list of candidates.

Somehow fitting. In some ways, he’s the ultimate ex-Cub, a flash, a bust, a success elsewhere and yet, in the end, unvalidated.

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Posted on February 18, 2020

SportsMonday: Blackhawks Barrel Jumping

By Jim Coffman

The Hawks just can’t get over the hump. Or should I say they can’t get over the barrel? Remember that on Wide World of Sports? Guys on skates trying to long jump a record number of barrels? Those were the days I tell ya; goofy days sure, but days.

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Posted on February 17, 2020

The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #291: Derrick Rose Wishes He Was A Dentist & Other Strange Stories Of The Week

By Jim Coffman and Steve Rhodes

Rich basketball player jealous of teeth-pullers. Plus: Joe Maddon Is A Liar And Clever Things To Say About The Buffalo Sabres, The Houston Asterisks, John Henry, Charles Barkley, The Chicago Bulls, The Chicago Blackhawks, Adderall & eSports; Bobby Knight; Jason Kipnis, Spring Training, PECOTA, Kenny Williams and Illinois’ Basketball Nation.

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Posted on February 14, 2020

Kris Bryant’s Future Bar Trick

By David Rutter

The Beloved Chicago Cubs and their Beloved Fans should worry that Kris Bryant one day might be the second coming of Draymond Green.
Or even worse – cripes! – Lou Brock.
Cubs management has sent every verifiable signal that they collectively want to trade their young superstar as fast as possible because, you know, he’ll want to be paid in 2021 what he’s worth in the current market, and the Ricketts family is almost broke. Down to its last two or three billion.
A point of order. When baseball owners complain about the strangling effect of flush salaries for players, remember they are the ones who set the market. They even created the system when beer baron and St. Louie Cards owner Augie Busch publicly taunted centerfielder Curt Flood into suing for free agency escape. Millions now are spent over what essentially was a $10,000 raise that Busch would not pay.

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Posted on February 10, 2020

Surfing To Debut As Olympic Sport In Tokyo

By AP

“Members of the USA Olympic Surfing Event are training in California to compete in the upcoming Summer Games in Tokyo where surfing will make its Olympic debut.”
Says one: “It would definitely be rad to medal.”

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Posted on February 4, 2020

SportsMonday: Props And Queso

By Jim Coffman

Generally I am not a fan of watching sports in the middle of a big loud group. Unless of course I am at the game. If the contest involves one of Chicago’s teams, I generally won’t do it. You simply can’t see and/or hear what is going on nearly as well when there is a lot of chatter in the room and friends and distractions from what’s going on at any given time.
But when it comes to the Super Bowl, I do it every year. Some very good friends throw a party and it just can’t be missed.

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Posted on February 3, 2020

The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #289: In The Wake Of Sports

By Jim Coffman and Steve Rhodes

Kobe Bryant’s Brand. Plus: The Kris Bryant Boondoggle; In The Wake Of The Tribune; Coach Getting Wobbly On The 49ers; Goodnight Sweet Bears Prince; Baker’s Baloney: Cubs Not Following Rhodes’ Offseason Blueprint At All; Coach Went To A Bulls Game; Illinois Women’s Basketball Teams Kicking Ass All Over The Place; The Bobby Shuttleworth Era Begins!; and AAU’s Pullman Play.

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Posted on January 31, 2020

Same Old NFL: League Abuses Trademark To Shut Down New York Jets Parody Store

By Cara Gagliano/The Electronic Frontier Foundation

The National Football League seems to be gunning for a spot in our Hall of Shame by setting a record for all-time career TDs – no, not touchdowns, but takedowns. We’ve written before about the NFL’s crusade against anyone who dares use the words “Super Bowl” to talk about, well, the Super Bowl.
But the NFL’s trademark bullying doesn’t end there. One of the NFL’s latest victims is Zach Berger, a New Yorker who sells merchandise for frustrated New York Jets fans through a website called Same Old Jets Store.
Most of Berger’s products feature a parody version of the Jets’ logo, modified to say “SAME OLD JETS” – a phrase that’s been used for decades to criticize the team’s performance and express fans’ sense of inevitable disappointment. His other products include “MAKE THE JETS GREAT AGAIN” hats and clothing that says “SELL THE TEAM” in a font similar to one used on Jets merchandise.

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Posted on January 31, 2020

The 12th Annual (More Or Less) Beachwood Super Bowl Halftime Show Prop Bet: Shakira & JLo Edition

By Natasha Julius

Look, we’ve all got bigger fish to fry right now and we can do it over the embers of a once-promising democracy, but dammit, JLo got screwed.
Do I like JLo’s music? No. Do I like her movies? Not really. Did I watch quite a few around the turn of the century because they played on long-haul flights and I traveled for work? Yes. Was she upstaged in Anaconda by Jon Voight’s accent? I mean, who wasn’t? Did l fall asleep during Out of Sight? I did. Did I still like it enough to watch The Wedding Planner? Uh-huh. Were she and Matthew McConaughey both charismatic and charming while playing horrible people? Yes. Was their chemistry so bad it felt like they were in different movies? Pretty much. Did I like The Wedding Planner enough to sit through Maid in Manhattan? Oh fuck no. Is that because it was too soon after Schindler’s List to buy Ralph Fiennes as a traditional romantic lead? Yes. Is it still too soon? It is. Did he screw the pooch again with his genuinely unsettling portrayal of Voldemort in the Harry Potter movies? Yes he did, it will always be too soon, brilliant actor but no fucking thanks. Are we getting off topic here? Maybe.

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Posted on January 30, 2020

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