By Mike Luce
Have we all recovered from the Turkey Day festivities? Are we up or down? I’m not talking weight or waistlines here, people. How’s your portfolio, if you will? Take stock now, because the season will be over before you can say “Troy-Bilt Chipper/Shredder Bowl.”
Here at the College Football Report, we dabbled over the Thanksgiving holiday with a bit of cranberry sauce (not our traditional favorite), moderate alcohol intake (not something we’re known for – the moderate part – and note, we had limited success) and NFL wagering (for entertainment purposes only, of course).
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Well, you might say we more than dabbled in the latter. Who here hit a three-game parlay on Thanksgiving? That’s right, you heard us.
Now, let’s get down to business. As the college football season draws to a close, we’re altering our publishing schedule a bit. From here on out, we’ll have one column every Friday instead of the heretofore Tuesday-Thursday combo. We recognize that we’ll have to pack two columns’ worth of insight, dry humor, and obscure references into 2,000 words (give or take.) But we can do it. We have faith.
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Week 14 marks the start of college football’s second season – and no, we don’t mean the conference championships. Layoff Season begins this week. (For now, let’s consider the year split up into the following parts: Creampuff Season, Conference Season, Layoff Season, Also-Ran Bowls, Vaguely Interesting Bowls, Legitimately Intriguing Bowls, the BCS Games, and Bowls You Didn’t Know About Because They Come After the BCS Championship. Clear? Good.) Because every other college football column will use it, let’s just go ahead and get it out of the way – the coaching carousel is spinning. There, we said it.
Most teams wrapped up the regular last week, and will now feel free to cut free some dead weight. The Notre Dame program, for example, is looking about 400 pounds lighter nowadays. We observed a weighty moment of silence last week for the passing of Coach Weis. See you in the buffet line, Charlie.
Now let’s do our best Frank Costello impersonation and leave a card for the rest of the dearly departed.
Posted on December 4, 2009