By Carl Mohrbacher
Week 8 Recap
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Week 9: 10 Reasons To Watch
There are plenty of reasons to feel down about the last two weeks, what with the losing, the injuries to key players, the bad tackling, the terrible special teams play. I repeat, GOOOOOOO!!!
I mean, “boo.” Damn you autocorrect.
But what really grinds my gears is . . .
[Editor’s Note: It gets a little racist for about a paragraph. For those of you who read the piece before the “Top 10 Reasons That The Kolufo Tribe Are Scum” section was removed, we apologize. Please know that Carl’s opinions do not reflect the views of the Beachwood Reporter and we respect your right to conduct interclan warfare on the basis of a suspicion of witchcraft.]
. . . and the notion that you give conjugal preference to your great uncle’s daughter in polygymous marriage is, at best, a dick move practiced by a real bunch of fuck-wits.
As I was saying, rather than spend more time discussing what went wrong, let’s explore some reasons to invest your time in the 2015 Bears.
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Posted on November 5, 2015