All Downhill And Despair From Here
Enjoy it now, because it’s gonna be a long season on both sides of town.
1. Our very own Cubs-fan-in-exile Dan Sheahan checks in from St. Louis:
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2. Similarly, this Cubs fan raises the flag on Cardinal Street.
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3. Oh, Harry.
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4. He’s just sayin’.
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5. Wethinks that rosin bag was meant for Jeff Samardzija.
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Or that A.J. Burnett is supposed to be in a Cubs uniform.
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Burnett struck out 10 Cubs but took the loss. See?
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A.J. Burnett, honorary Cub. If Theo was cool, he’d make it real. Alas . . .
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6. Comcast SportsNet’s White Sox Intro Video Is One Of The Worst Things Ever Put On Television And Possibly Harmful To Your Health.
7. An Opening Day Nod To Bill “Moneyball” Veeck.
8. Broadcast families pass for celebrities in Chicago.
9. Oh, Hawk.
IF YOU DO ENOUGH COCAINE YOU DON’T FEEL THE EFFECTS OF GROIN IRRITATION EITHER.
— Hawk Harrelson (@NotHawk) April 1, 2013
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10. Kubs Kulture.
Shocker! Fake Wrigley deadline extended. In related news, my deadline for losing 15 lbs also extended. bit.ly/YrW77B
— jon greenberg (@espnchijon) April 2, 2013
Posted on April 2, 2013