Chicago - A message from the station manager

If Hawk Harrelson Broadcast The Blackhawks . . .

By Marty Gangler and Steve Rhodes

. . . and you can light the lamp, yesssss!
. . . you have got to be bleeping me, you call that offsides? Andy McElman is killing us!
. . . that’ll be two minutes in the sin bin.
. . . you know who was the best at getting the puck off the boards in traffic? Dirk Graham.
. . . and my stick to click tonight is Hossa.
. . . let’s put the biscuit in the basket, boys.


. . . puck snort.
. . . wrister double-twister.
. . . there’s Q, one of the best in the business, I tell you what.
. . . c’mon, Kaner.
. . . pass it up, knock it over, shoot it in.
. . . get wide, it will!
. . . you know who was the best with the blocker? Cesare Maniago.
. . . hike up your breezers, boys.
. . . Jonathan Toews is the best the two-handed no-look passer. But the best one-handed no-look passer was Bobby Orr.
. . . big hit, creamed corn.
. . . Sit back, relax and lace it up.

Comments welcome.

1. From Steve Dahl:
Don’t flop now, boys!
2. From Chris Moore:


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3. From Brian Slodysko:

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Posted on March 14, 2013