By The Beachwood Ridiculous Affairs Desk
1. He will only eat cheeseburgers plain without ketchup or mustard.
2. He refuses to use unleaded gas.
3. He has a fear of remote controls.
4. He’s allergic to argyle.
5. He can’t jump rope.
6. He owns the import of Olivia Newton-John’s Greatest Hits, Vol. 3.
7. He’s Mormon.
8. He’s never seen an episode of M*A*S*H.
9. His best friend is Robbie Gould.
10. He believes you should put your money in bonds right now.
Posted on November 28, 2007