By The Beachwood Bureau of Employment Affairs
Hopefully GM chief Rick Wagoner was just the start. Here’s who we hope the president fires next.
* Jim Hendry. For one of the all-time worst trios of outfielder contracts (Alfonso Soriano, Kosuke Fukudome, Milton Bradley).
* Bill Gates. Because Windows still sucks.
* Howard Schultz. Because Starbucks’ coffee still tastes like burnt toast.
* Mayor Richard M. Daley. For all the obvious reasons, though why object now?
* Brian L. Roberts. Because he’s the CEO of Comcast. Approval ratings would skyrocket.
* Michael Jeffries. For being neither Abercrombie nor Fitch.
* Indra Nooyi. Pocketed $14.9 million in compensation in 2008 as reward for spending “several hundred million dollars” to tilt its logo.
* Oprah. Enough, already.
* Glenn Murphy. Enough, already.
* Jody Weis. Because Daley doesn’t have the guts to do it himself.
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Posted on March 31, 2009