From The Beachwood Tweet Desk
The best and the slightest.
.@rahmemanuel to speak on panel about democracy tonight, we assume his contribution will be on how to best suppress it. chicagoideas.com/talks/25
— Occupy Chicago (@OccupyChicago) October 8, 2012
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Celebrating Columbus Day by discovering people and giving them my cold.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) October 8, 2012
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Rahm budget address: “We will deliver a brighter future for Chicago’s children . . . by eliminating shades from our classrooms.”
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 10, 2012
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Rahm budget address: “What Mitt said.”
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 10, 2012
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Rahm budget address: “This is a budget that puts our children first, and your children last.”
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 10, 2012
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Rahm budget address: “Reform where we can, cut where we must, invest in what matters, and lead by empty poll-tested slogans.”
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 10, 2012
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Rahm’s budget address: “We’re reforming government instead of raising taxes, just like Mitt Romney is promising to do in Washington.”
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 10, 2012
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Rahm budget address: “I will reform reform.”
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 10, 2012
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Rahm budget address: “This budget depends on unrealistically rosy projections of economic growth. Wait, did I say that or just think it?”
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 10, 2012
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Rahm’s budget address: “Tax cuts for the rich, service cuts for the poor! Wait, did I say that out loud or just think it?”
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 10, 2012
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Rahm’s budget address: No tax or fee increases. We’re just gonna let nature take its course.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 10, 2012
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If you’re really quiet, you can hear Dina Lohan taking Jell-O shots.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) October 11, 2012
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Staff is on the Situation Couch awaiting #VPdebate.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 11, 2012
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May the best meme win.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 11, 2012
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Joe Biden has won the coin flip and elected to gaffe first. #debate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 12, 2012
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Biden is listening to a Seinfeld rerun in his earpiece. #WhyIsJoeLaughingSoMuch? #debate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 12, 2012
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His hairplugs tickle. #WhyIsJoeLaughingSoMuch? #debate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 12, 2012
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Rabbit ears behind Martha Raddatz. #WhyIsJoeLaughingSoMuch? #debate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 12, 2012
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Biden is Abe Simpson. Ryan is Bart. #debate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 12, 2012
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Biden gets older but his opponents stay the same age. #wooderson #debate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 12, 2012
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Laughing Joe to Angry Joe to Yelling Joe to Frustrated Joe to Calm Joe to Whiny Joe to Sleepy Joe. #FiftyShadesOfJoeBiden #debate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 12, 2012
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Biden hugs wife, whispers “Get me my heart medicine.” #debate
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 12, 2012
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I might go as Joe Biden’s laugh for Halloween.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 12, 2012
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“We need more than one VP debate,” said no one ever.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 12, 2012
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Rahm Emanuel to go as a Democrat for Halloween.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 12, 2012
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Rahm Emanuel’s kids will only trick-or-treat in gated communities.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 12, 2012
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The Emanuel house will only give out tricks, not treats.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 12, 2012
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Barack Obama to go as Joe Biden for Halloween, starting with the next debate.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 12, 2012
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The J.C. in J.C. Brizard stands for Just Cidding. #CPSFail
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 12, 2012
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Rahm is running the city like a business. Unfortunately, that business is the Cubs.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 12, 2012
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It was more fun when Daley ran the city like Enron.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 12, 2012
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Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney: An empty chair vs. an empty suit.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) October 13, 2012
Posted on October 13, 2012