By The Beachwood Runback Affairs Desk
Devin Hester vs. Dennis Hastert.
Hester – 50 yards in four seconds.
Hastert – 50 donuts in four seconds.
Hester – Comes from famously criminal program (Miami).
Hastert – Comes from famously criminal program (Congress).
Hester – Covers wide receivers.
Hastert – Would be a very wide receiver.
Hester – Isn’t good enough on defense.
Hastert – Isn’t good enough on defense.
Hester – Got rich playing a game.
Hastert – Got rich rigging the game.
Posted on December 13, 2006