By The Beachwood Truth In Sentencing Affairs Desk
Maybe Rod Blagojevich and his lawyers are right; prison isn’t appropriate punishment for our distinguished ex-governor. Here are some alternative sentences that just might better fit his crimes.
* Sentenced to actually love the people of Illinois – one person at a time.
* Sentenced to actually playing all the tapes as part of an NPR pledge drive.
* Sentenced to actually read his book. Maybe on the air as part of an NPR pledge drive.
* Sentenced to one winter camping out with Occupy Chicago. Feds would love it because it punishes the protestors too.
* Sentenced to a lifetime as Dick Mell’s son-in-law. Oh, wait . . .
Posted on December 7, 2011