By The Beachwood Oprah Affairs Desk
Oprah: Self-involved narcissist whose cult-like followers think she is divine.
Obama: Self-involved narcissist whose cult-like followers think he is divine.
Oprah: Chicago institution who never challenges Chicago institutions.
Obama: Chicago institution who never challenges Chicago institutions.
Oprah: Gives away cars to audience members.
Obama: Used car salesman.
Oprah: Writes best-sellers full of pablum and nostrum.
Obama: Writes best-sellers full of pablum and nostrum.
Oprah: Features James Frey and his wildly exaggerated and fictionalized memoir.
Obama: Writes a wildly exaggerated and fictionalized memoir.
Oprah: Decries the celebrity culture she profits from.
Obama: Decries the celebrity culture he profits from.
Oprah: Obsessed about her weight.
Obama: Anorexic.
Oprah: Stinky and snorey.
Obama: Stinky and snorey.
Oprah: In favor of ethanol subsidies.
Obama: In favor of ethanol subsidies.
Oprah: A knack for befriending the right people at the right time.
Obama: Ditto.
Posted on December 11, 2007