By Bethany Lankin
To the tune of “Angels We Have Heard on High”
Oprah in the public eye –
Please remember ol’ Wes Clark.
Madonna was his best ally.
Barack will sink like the Bismarck.
O-o-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-o-bama, part of Oprah’s road show.
O-o-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-o-bama, part of Oprah’s road show.
Obama can you win this race?
Oprah’s won you votes down South.
Her book club logo’s on your face –
Oh dear – she’s glued o’er your mouth.
O-o-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-o-bama, you went on her talk show.
O-o-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-o-bama, you went on her talk show.
Ms. Winfrey says your voice is “fresh.”
But what’s your stance? We’ll have to delve.
She’ll come to claim her pound of flesh.
Vote “Dr. Phil – 2012”
O-o-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-o-bama, your views on things we don’t know.
O-o-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-o-bama, you went on her talk show.
Your career she’s euthanized –
It floats on down the river Styx.
How will she apologize?
With a Pontiac G6.
Posted on December 18, 2007