By Pop Culture PR
COMPANY OFFERS FREE CAREER TRAINING TO FORMER BUSH ADMINISTRATION OFFICIALS
The Wall Street Journal reports 70% unemployment rate for more than 3,000 former Bush officials
Also issues $1 million challenge to Obama
WASHINGTON, D.C. – According to The Wall Street Journal, more than 70 percent of former Bush officials are out of work, and an online poker training school is offering them free poker lessons from non-partisan 20-year olds earning seven figures a year. To qualify, simply fax in a letter describing your former position in the Bush Administration, along with phone and e-mail contact information, to (623) 889-5670 to process a 30-day subscription to www.BluefirePoker.com.
Sure, these guys helped to dismantle the American economy – and gambled away our futures – now they may want to consider gambling for a living (legally of course).
Not every aspiring poker player will earn millions of dollars a year playing a game they love. But many are able to beat the Average Joe’s salary without leaving their homes and, in this recession, that’s not too shabby. With an unemployment rate close to 8 percent nationally, and ten times that rate for former Bush appointees, it’s no wonder people are looking for something else – something they enjoy, something outside the mainstream.
What? No resumes and no formal dress required. What? Six to seven figures annually. Too good to be true?
Why Poker Training School?
There are an established group of young poker pros who can show you how it’s done – dodge the 9-5 nightmare, live an envious lifestyle, make tons of cash and do their jobs with real passion.
It’s hard work. No free lunches. But BluefirePoker.com has assembled the absolute hottest, most profitable poker players on the planet to produce play-by-play videos with real money and real hands. Every situation in poker is unique. Even given the same cards against the same opponent, something will be different.
These play-by-play video tutorials are available at BluefirePoker.com for a monthly subscription fee. For complete bios, background and pricing options, check out www.bluefirepoker.com and please visit www.bluefirepoker.com/aboutus.aspx to learn about the BluefirePoker.com in-house faculty.
Up-Close & Personal With Legendary Wunderkind Phil Galfond
Twenty-something Phil Galfond is widely considered to be one of the greatest cash game poker players in the world, and he is legendary online. All of our pros are top players at their stakes, and are hand selected by Galfond who will be making 4-6 videos a month himself.
BLUEFIREPOKER.COM CHALLENGES OBAMA TO $1 MILLION POKER GAME
To prove that poker is a game of kill; offer also extended to any member of U.S. Congress
WASHINGTON, D.C. – With Congressman Barney Frank (D-MA), Chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, preparing to introduce legislation this month addressing the ambiguities of the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act (UIGEA), BluefirePoker.com (a non-wagering poker training site via online videos) is willing to put its money where it’s mouth is – to prove that poker is a game of skill, not luck.
The folks at www.BluefirePoker.com are offering $1 million to President Obama or any member of the U.S. Congress willing to play a Poker game against any of their poker pros, and the winnings can go to the charity of choice. BluefirePoker.com will put up $1 million against $1 for a chance to play with either President Obama or any member of the U.S. Congress. The legislative debate centers on whether poker is a game of chance or skill, and this debate determines the legality of online gambling, according to legal and legislative experts on the subject. No one in their right mind would turn down this challenge if poker were a game based on luck, because the odds are so far in their favor – putting up $1 for a chance to win $1 million for the charity of their choice.
Earlier this year, a Pennsylvania Judge, Thomas James, Jr. ruled that poker is a game of skill in a court hearing, quoting Mike Caro’s Secrets of Winning Poker, saying “the money flows from the bad players to the good players.”
The specific terms of the game are to be announced but the format will include an equal number of chips at the start of the game. The length of the game must also be long enough to demonstrate the advantage of skill because poker prowess and experience demonstrate themselves over time – in the long-run, the better player wins the game because the player’s skills increase the odds of success.
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BLUEFIREPOKER.COM IS STRICTLY A TRAINING ACADEMY AND THE WEBSITE NEITHER ENDORSES ANY GAMBLING VENUE NOR ACCEPTS WAGERS OF ANY KIND.
Posted on March 13, 2009