By The Beachwood Laffer Curve Affairs Desk
Today is Republican Day at the Illinois State Fair. Here’s a look at what’s on tap.
* Admissions via means testing.
* On this day only, all fair food will be uninspected.
* Unregulated bathrooms will be cleaned by the free market.
* Security outsourced to Blackwater and the Illinois Sons of Liberty.
* Take a ride on the Trickle Down Slide. Blame the Democrats when you end up at the bottom.
* Jim Thompson will guess your weight and income.
* Arizona Iced Tea on tap.
* Jason Plummer’s Celebrity Skee-Ball Challenge.
* Bachmann Palin Overdrive headlines on Main Stage.
* “Gay Conversion Tent Revivals” on the hour.
* Bill Cellini signs copies of his Superseding Indictment.
* Dunk a welfare mom.
* Henry Hyde Youthful Indiscretions sold in 20-minute blocks.
* Win a stuffed animal donated by Wal-Mart but made in China.
* Take a death-defying ride on the Laffer Curve.
* Slow dance with a corporation, because they’re people too.
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Posted on August 18, 2011