By The Beachwood Resurrection Affairs Desk
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Rahm Emanuel: Swearing. At his children. After midnight. On weekdays.
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Richard M. Daley: Trying to understand the meaning of irony.
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Terry Mazany: Telling the truth.
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Todd Stroger: Any remaining shred of dignity.
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Pat Quinn: Ordering books from Amazon.
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Gery Chico: Crank calls to Rahm asking if he’s “home.”
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Blago: What’s left of his mind.
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Cubs fans: False hope.
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Barack Obama: False hope.
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Ed Burke: The fight.
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Pete Wentz: Ashlee Simpson.
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Jeff Tweedy: Integrity.
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Cardinal George: Democracy.
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– Nick Shreders, Steve Rhodes
Posted on March 14, 2011