Extending The Model
“I’m waiting for the Uber version of Uber, where drivers don’t even have licenses or insurance. The uber-competitive model!”
– Tim Willette
Uber Uber: We drive you to your Uber driver.
Reverse Uber: You drive us somewhere!
Uber Russia: Car drives you.
Uber Liquor: You save because our competitors pay for silly licenses and tax stamps and we don’t.
Uber Utilities: Now with surge pricing.
Uber Undertaker: Why pay for a coffin? We dump the body in the river.
Uberserk: We drive you crazy.
Ubarfly: We drive you to drink.
Ubarleywine: We drive you to drink barleywine.
Ubarrel: Lowest price transport over Niagara Falls.
Doober: A collection of independent contractors who are always holding and just a text away.
Progressive Uber: Pricing according to income.
Chicago Uber: Only available to somebodies somebody sent.
Local Celebrity Uber: George Ryan will drive you around the city if you listen to him tell you about how he got screwed; Billy Corgan will drive you if you listen to him explain how underappreciated he is; Bruce Wolf will drive you if you aren’t black.
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Comments welcome.
Posted on January 14, 2015