By The Angry Aussie Affairs Desk
Once again we present the top stories of the year from Down Under as culled from the Sydney Morning Herald by Andrew Kingsford and supplied to Beachwood HQ over 12 months of late-night e-mails.
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Headline: Bids Roll In For Jesus Toast
Date: January 2, 2009
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Headline: Hurts So Good: Robbie Rules The Roost
Date: January 7, 2009
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Headline: Aussies Go Head-To-Head For Superbowl Spot
Date: January 12, 2009
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Headline: Chain Of Fools: Cuffed Escapees’ Run In With Pole
Date: January 29, 2009
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Headline: Dentist, Tuckshop Cited On Web Blacklist
Date: March 19, 2009
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Headline: Drugs, Guns, Turf Wars: Life Inside The Outlaw Culture
Date: March 24, 2009
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Headline: Prince Philip Denies Calling Simon Cowell A Sponger
Date: March 27, 2009
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Headline: Bikie Gang Alert: Police Confirm Rees Under Police Guard/Sydney’s Underworld Simmers
Date: April 6, 2009
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Headline: Revealed: What’s In The Tigers’ Tank
Date: August 19, 2009
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Headline: Souths Investigate Claim Fa’alogo King-Hit JT
Date: September 8, 2009
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Headline: Ivy, Star City On Violent Venue List
Date: September 9, 2009
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Headline: Roosters Player Questions Teammates’ Integrity
Date: September 27, 2009
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And from The Australian: Population To Now Hit 35 Million By 2049. Pretty soon we’ll all speak Aussie.
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See also:
* Mass Australian Hypnosis Touted
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Andrew Kingsford is the Angry Aussie. If you see him in the Greater Wicker Park-Humboldt Park area, cross the street to the other side.
Posted on January 4, 2010