By The Beachwood Enemies Of Real Chicagoans Bureau
Nightclub impresario and celebrity ass-nuzzler Billy Dec, who thinks kickn it with Paris Hilton is something to brag about, put together a series of videos from the most noxious Hollywood types who for some reason supported bringing the Olympics here at our expense. Instant enemies list! (You can find the videos at A Chicago Thing, which accurately describes Dec.)
1. David Schwimmer
2. Jeremy Piven
3. Jamie Foxx
4. Dan Aykroyd
5. Rachael Ray
6. George Lopez
7. Common
8. William Petersen
9. Kate Walsh
10. Nick “America’s Got Talent” Cannon
11. Zach Braff
12. David Cook
13. Michelle Williams
14. Jimmy Fallon
15. Michael Clarke “Green Mile” Duncan
16. Brody Jenner
17. Sophia “One Tree Hill” Bush
18. John Legend
19. Sean “Will & Grace” Hayes
20. Questlove
21. Andrew “Bizarre Foods” Zimmern
22. George Wendt
23. S. Epatha “Law & Order” Merkerson
24. Plain White Ts
25. Dwyane Wade
26. Daniel “Rescue Me” Sunjata
27. Tom Thayer
28. Joey Slotnick
29. Luol Deng
30. Peter “House” Jacobson
31. Brian Urlacher
32. Nadine “My Name is Earl” Velazquez
33. Jay Mariotti
34. “Musicians” Josh Kelley/Ryan Cabrera
35. Anna Chlumsky
36. Jermaine Dye
37. Joel “Good Charlotte” Madden
38. Randy Wells
39. Andy Richter
40. “Greek” Spencer Grammer
41. Simeon Rice
42. Christina “90210” Moore
43. Larenz Tate
44. “Roller Derby” The Chicago Outift
45. “At The Movies”
46. Bill Bellamy
47. “Greek” Scott Michael Foster
48. The Luvabulls
49. Frankie “Malcolm in The Middle” Muniz
50. Reid “My Boys” Scott
51. Katie “Melrose Place” Cassidy
52. Joe Mategna
53. Busta Rhymes
54. The Kardashians
55. Jermaine Dupri
56. Sylvia “WNBA Star” Fowles
57. Billy Bush
58. Joel McHale
59. David “Bones” Boreanez
60. John “The Office” Krasinski
Posted on October 2, 2009