By Stephanie B. Goldberg
1. So Sen. Byron Dorgan has a problem with Hello Kitty credit cards, does he? Wonder what he’d think of my AK-15 Hello Kitty rifle?
Oh, hey, who wants to join me for a Hello Kitty beer?
And here’s a muzzle for Sparky, my pet Rottweiler.
2. Hello, my name is Jon. I am a passive aggressive adulterer.
3. Hello, my name is Kate . . .
4. We were sitting around the table, brainstorming and then someone said, “Hey, let’s serve soup in miniature toilet bowls.”
5. Is there a phrase more annoying than “epic fail?” Yes.
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Twit of the Week
“I did not realize that I could see people reply to my twitter! Thank you so much for everyone’s kindness, YOU guys are the true inspiration.”
– Kate Gosselin, 2:43 PM May 17th from web
Posted on May 22, 2009