By The Beachwood Bureau of Economic Affairs
Ad Age has come up with a list of recession-proof businesses. So have we. First theirs, then ours.
Theirs:
1. Soup
2. Mouthguards
3. Bankruptcy law
4. Walmart
5. Thrift Stores
6. Laxatives
7. Cable TV
8. Guns
9. Spam
10. Cheap beer
Ours:
11. Pot
12. Craigslist
13. Loan-sharking
14. Religion
15. Condoms
16. English
17. Left-handed relieving
18. Penis extending
19. Tampons
20. Ammunition
Posted on December 26, 2008