By Julia Gray
– “Next Burns War Could Be Vietnam“
1. The Vietnam War. Yes, there have been some great documentaries done about this war, but his will be better because he’ll have a subtle, yet great score playing throughout to hide the fact that Burns keeps making the same doc over and over and over . . .
2. Grenada. Riveting interviews with med students who were probably too stoned to realize what was going on. Subtle, yet great score playing underneath the over-exposed images and blah narration about a blah war.
3. The Falklands War. More riveting interviews with sheep farmers who were more concerned with making the perfect haggis than whether or not Prince Andrew was going to save them from the Argentine Army and their archaic weaponry.
Posted on September 21, 2007