Chicago - A message from the station manager

By Marilyn Ferdinand

In the summer of 1995, 739 Chicagoans died of heat-related causes. If you remember the heat wave at all, you probably have only a dim recollection of the scale of the tragedy. Why is that? Well, most of the dead were poor, elderly, and African American. Most lived in fractured communities where neighborliness gave way long ago to fear and isolation as crime rates soared and city and community services dwindled. Most media outlets covered the tragedy using the press releases issued by the office of Mayor Richard M. Daley, a practice still in full swing today, only belatedly trying to cover the facts well after the death toll made this event the single worst heat-related disaster in U.S. history. And finally, to this day, the Chicago City Council has never held hearings to investigate the causes of this gigantic stain on the city’s municipal effectiveness and civic mindedness.

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Posted on February 29, 2008

Parents, Are You Listening Or Lecturing To Your Kids?

By The Beachwood Parenting Affairs Desk

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Five Tips to Help You Listen
Seattle, WA – The knowledge that our children are safe, happy and emotionally sound is one of our greatest concerns. If they were being traumatized by something at school or, even worse, the attentions of a predator, we would want to be the first to know.
The only way we can truly be sure that they are alright, or if something is troubling them, is if they feel they can confide in us on a person-to-person basis. But are we actually listening to them as equals, or are we listening to them with condescending ears and, in the process, inadvertently breaking these lines of communication between parent and child – leaving them unwilling to come to us for help?

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Posted on February 28, 2008

Mystery Oscar Theater 2008!

By Julia Gray

The Beachwood live-blogs the Oscars. Sort of.
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TIM: I won’t be tuning in, but I am interested in the results – reportedly every Oscar winner this year also earns a superdelegate spot at the Democrats’ convention. There will be blood.
JULIA: Did anyone just see Gary Busey grope Jennifer Garner and Laura Linney on the red carpet on E!? Talk about Darwin’s waiting room . . .
TIM: Not yet – which award is it up for? (I believe the actual title is The Groping of Jennifer Garner and Laura Linney on the Red Carpet on E! by the Graying Lothario Gary Busey, or: Dr. Strangelove.)
STEVE: It’s about the movies, but it’s on TV!

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Posted on February 25, 2008

How Your Brain Works

By The Beachwood Brainiac Affairs Desk

Look Inside This Astonishingly Complex Organ with One of the Most Effective Teachers in America.
– “Understanding the Brain,” from The Great Courses: A Teaching Company
Lecture titles:
1. Historical Underpinnings of Neuroscience
2. Central Nervous System – Gross Organization
3. Central Nervous System – Internal Organization
4. Central Nervous System – Subdivisions

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Posted on February 22, 2008

Chicagoetry: Dudes

By J.J. Tindall

DUDES
I dream about Scott Tuma*
every night, have for years.
Irrigation, with air.
Dudes: I need
a bike.
Dudes: Let’s smoke one.

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Posted on February 21, 2008

Christian Men’s Deepest Secrets Exposed

By The Beachwood Christian Press Release Affairs Desk

Confessions of a “Good” Christian Guy
It’s not hard to define what a “good Christian guy” is, right? They are the men who seem to have it all. Good job – check. Loving wife and family – check. Solid relationship with God – check.
But most people would be shocked to learn that lust, greed, infidelity, substance abuse, pride, and materialism also can have deep roots in the lives of many Christian men.

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Posted on February 20, 2008

Chicagoetry: It’s Never Enough, Dear

By J.J. Tindall

SONNET: IT’S NEVER ENOUGH, DEAR
How I disappoint you, Mother, having
done the right thing again. Let me count the
ways! Uno: it is never enough. Dos:
never enough AGAIN, Sister, Brother,
Honey Bunches of Oats (all rights reserved).
Like a summer’s day! “Oi, it’s so hot out!”
Tres: you are responsible for making
yourself happy. LET ME COUNT THE WAYS! I’ve
got them motherfucking memorized, dear.
Smookums: smoke a joint and take a bath. Then
a large slackburger with cheese do cut me.
Now I’m going to get down on my knees:
Only those we love get the brunt of the
hurt in our own souls we keep from seeing.

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Posted on February 19, 2008

Rebellious Teens = Future Millionaires

By The Beachwood Rebel Kids Affairs Desk

REBELLIOUS TEENS MAKE GREAT FUTURE MILLIONAIRES!
“Show me a rebellious teen and I’ll show you a millionaire in the making!”
-Troy Dunn, author of Young Bucks: How To Raise A Future Millionaire.

Is a hammer a tool or a weapon? Depends on how it’s used, right? So it is with the energy and attitudes of our kids! Raw kid-energy without a channel to run it through is a bomb waiting to go off. But when funneled into something of substance, success is created!
Too many parents are blind to the true potential of their kid’s because they MIS-LABEL THEM! They unknowingly label them as failures when in fact they are exhibiting the raw ingredients for SUCCESS!
For example, here are some examples of bad parental labeling:

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Posted on February 18, 2008

Chicagoetry: I Dreamed I Saw St. Valentine

By J.J. Tindall

I DREAMED I SAW ST.VALENTINE
I was cornered near Lincoln Park
by the Unholy Three: Gov. Blah-Blah-Blah-vich,
Speaker Mad Again and President Stroker.
They threatened to crank my Juice payment or
take away my buses and hospitals. “Gee whiz,
fellas!” I sputtered as they clenched their fat
fists around my whiny throat. Then suddenly came a
chorus
of angels, and a bright light broke through the ashen
clouds.
Like a great bald eagle, with the visage of Tony
Peraica,

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Posted on February 14, 2008

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