Chicago - A message from the station manager

Part Five  Homeward   By Leigh Novak

I am sure many people who have left their hometowns can relate to one of the best parts about moving away: going home from time to time to see the family, cuddle with the dog, and have a drink with old friends. Also vital for the wayward Chicagoan: eating Vienna beef hot dogs, getting stuffed with stuffed pizza, and drinking copious amounts of Leinenkugel’s.
I just celebrated/lamented my first anniversary of living in Seattle. In the course of the year gone by, I went home three times. And my fourth trip is just around the corner. I haven’t exactly been shy about staying at my mom’s when I come back to visit, begging the inevitable question: “How can we miss you if you don’t stay gone?”

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Posted on April 16, 2008

Other People’s Money

By The Beachwood Unjust Economy Affairs Desk

Both Parade and Chicago did their annual “What They Earn” issues recently. We combined the most interesting into one list.

* Twila Schuster, real estate broker in Fairbanks, Alaska: $173,300
* Rex Grossman, quarterback, Chicago: $629,290
* Jeff Foxworthy, Atlanta: $10 million
* Glen Heroy, hospital clown, New York City: $28,000
* Allison Elmore, senior colorist, Art + Science salon, Chicago: $80,000

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Posted on April 14, 2008

Chasing Skinny Rabbits

By The  Special Guests  Publicity Service

Tax Time is upon us once again. Millions of Americans are hustling and bustling to make the dreaded deadline of April 15.
But is the work that we do and the frenzied pace we live our lives worth the mental, emotional and spiritual exhaustion?
Conducting Talk Show interviews addressing this question is best-selling author Dr. John Trent, who says, “No!”
During your interview with Dr. Trent who gives nuggets of wisdom from his newest, Chasing Skinny Rabbits: What Leads You Into Emotional and Spiritual Exhaustion . . . And What Can Lead You Out (Thomas Nelson Publishing, January 1, 2008).

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Posted on April 14, 2008

Chicagoetry: Come Back To The Five And Dime Bag, Stu Levine, Stu Levine

By J.J. Tindall

COME BACK TO THE FIVE AND DIME BAG, STU LEVINE, STU LEVINE
Back, come back: you can blame it all on me.
I was wrong and I just can’t live without you.
You are my Poster Boy! Lovely: the polished image
of suburban Caucasian
propriety. MY MAN!
Wide lawns, narrow blinds, freshly-washed SUVs
stocked with
Miley Cyrus DVDs.
Goddam! Sure: goddam the Pusher Man.

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Posted on April 10, 2008

Westward Ho!

Part Four  Peninsula   By Leigh Novak

There is one final follow-up to my singing the blues last week. One more chance to rub your thumb and index finger together and play the world’s smallest violin for me before I get going on a bit of Washington State optimism.
Remember how I had the good company of my two cats traveling across the country and softening my loneliness to a degree? Well one of those felines – the one I had since I was 10-years-old – died one month after I arrived in Washington. Now understand, this was my first pet. I had this little critter from pre-pubescence, through the pit of hell that was high school, all the way through a year past college graduation. Thirteen years of life, he lied by my side, loyal and regal as a cat can be.
In a story by David Sedaris, he makes a comment that rang quite true for me upon the death of my first pet. He says when cats die, their owners tend to veil an entire period of life – the cat’s death is emblematic of their own chapter coming to a close. One of the main thoughts that crossed my mind as I sat awake with my old friend, certain that this night would be his last, was how symbolic it was that this cat of mine who saw me through my whole life in Chicago, this symbol of my life there, was leaving me. I actually envisioned a chapter titled “Chicago” and saw the pages closing.
So now that that’s out of the way, there are a couple of neat things about life out here. My personal favorite is the landscape. Being relatively land-locked my whole life and desiring some coastal inspiration, the Pacific Ocean is the main reason I moved here. The sound and smell of an ocean can soothe the soul; and there is nothing comparable to its healing power. Nothing at least, that can be found in a loud city.

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Posted on April 7, 2008

Jesus Glasses

By The  Special Guests  Publicity Service

TRIAL SET FOR TEACHER FOR TEACHING: “When you put on your Jesus Glasses, you can’t see the Truth”
CONTACT: To schedule an interview, call Shauna Whitlock or Lynne Campbell of Special Guests at: 630-848-0750. Television inquiries: Jerry McGlothlin, 212-699-2518.
A California High School student named Chad Farnam filed a lawsuit against his teacher, James Corbett, in 1999, claiming that his first amendment rights were violated when his teacher repeatedly advocated “irreligion”.
Teacher Corbett is on tape saying things that many Christians would find incendiary at best and blasphemous at worst. For example, “When you put on your Jesus glasses, you can’t see the truth.”

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Posted on April 4, 2008

Westward Ho!

Part Three  MySpace   By Leigh Novak

It’s lonely out here.
I’m not complaining, mind you. It’s not like I’m begging for food or wound up on the West Coast because of some sticky situation back in Chicago. My personal laments notwithstanding, I wasn’t exactly fleeing an unstable situation with few options ahead of me.
On the other hand, maybe it would be easier if that was the case. See, I’ve left behind the same bunch of friends I’ve had since elementary school, as well as a loving family who has known me forever, though they’ve always claimed I was simply a visiting alien sent to investigate their Earthly ways.
So yes, things have been a bit rough, emotionally. The effect of being removed from all things familiar and comforting, relatable and defining is astonishing. You suddenly become just you.

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Posted on March 30, 2008

Chicagoetry: Mighty Santo At The Bat (The Cubs Will Shine In ’69)

By J.J. Tindall

MIGHTY SANTO AT THE BAT (THE CUBS WILL SHINE IN ’69)
The Outlook was quite brilliant for the Wrigley nine
that day,
my first Official Cubs game and I didn’t have to pay.
The paperboys of Naperville were on their yearly
outing,
Ice cream, hot dogs, popcorn, fanatical screaming and
shouting.
Destined for the playoffs, the Cubs weren’t frightened
of Atlanta,
our fearsome starting line-up felt the Pennant all but
granted.
The pure green field and outfield vines did shimmer in
the sun,
and we paperboys were confident the contest would be
won.

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Posted on March 25, 2008

Westward Ho!

Part Two  Rebuff   By Leigh Novak

I moved out to Washington about a year ago now, and in that time I have been somewhat quietly absorbing Seattle, taking in all the nuances that I can use against the city in my ongoing efforts to prove to absolutely nobody who cares that Chicago is a far superior urban setting, richer with culture, denser with black people (I miss black people), and what the hell is this puny piece-of-shit skyline anyway? Are we allowed to call it that here? I should not be able to count all the tall buildings on one-and-a-half hands. And where is the logic to this street intertwinement? This is your best excuse for a grid?

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Posted on March 24, 2008

Cab #101

Date Taken: 3/21/08
From: Roscoe Village
To: Wicker Park
The Cab: Clean, uncluttered, refreshingly un-air-freshened. Windows were open despite the dodgy weather, but wouldn’t you know it? The brisk breeze actually proved rather invigorating.

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Posted on March 22, 2008

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