Day 10 of The 12 Days of Beachwood Christmas
On the 10th Day of Christmas, Don’s Grill gave to me
another tribute that brought me to my knees
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O Hamburger, O Hamburger
How toxic were your odors
O Hamburger, O Hamburger
How lovely was your meat
Laid in bread, and wrapped in wax
Departing loudly from my ass
O Hamburger, O Hamburger
Full of flatulence
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Previously in The 12 Days of Beachwood Christmas, brought to you by our very own Tom Latourette:
– Day 1: Have a Dysfunctional Family Christmas
– Day 2: Little George Bush
– Day 3: Hillary, Hillary
– Day 4: O Holy Grill
– Day 5: Christmas Lingerie
– Day 6: I’ve Got Erectile Dysfunction This Christmas
– Day 7: 1908
– Day 8: ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas At El Taco Bandito
– Day 9: O Christmas Pole
Posted on December 23, 2007