By Drew Adamek
* A Simpsons Episode I’ve Never Seen
* A Handjob On The Bus
* Celebrity Cameltoe
* That Check That Should’ve Bounced But Didn’t
* My Ex Gets Gonorrhea From The Guy She Left For
* The Hot Chick on The Treadmill In Front of Me Doesn’t Mind Me Staring
* Discovering a Deep Cut That Rocks On An Old Album
* Watching The Cats Catch A Fucking Squirrel
* Having More Hair Than My Father
* The Checkout Girl Says Hi
* A Show I Can’t Afford is Canceled
* Wife Has Horny Dreams (They Don’t Have To Be About Me)
* The Car Survives One More Road Trip
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Comments welcome.
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Other Lists By Drew Adamek:
* Today’s Syllabus
* Shit My Dad Says
* Work Weirdos
* Things I Miss About Chicago
* 20 Albums I Wish I Had Never Bought
* Their Chicago
* Cities I’ve Slept In
* My Favorite 1980s Chicago Radio Memories
* Why Milwaukee Rules
* Why I’m Glad I Don’t Live In D.C. Anymore
* The Beer Goggle Recordings
* A List Of Reader Comments To Drew’s Lists
Plus:
* Fan Note: Me & Metallica
Posted on March 12, 2010