By Jerome Haller
My lowly status as a security guard finally became very clear on a recent Tuesday night. A cleaning crew had starting waxing my store’s floor. That did not deter a customer from requesting a lighter. The man wore a black jacket and black pants. His right eye sported a red shade. The other had a bluish tint. His breath reeked of hard liquor.
I told him no one could not get to the lighters because of the wax job. He left, but returned 15 minutes later. I repeated my earlier message. He walked out of the store and called the cops on me. Three squad cars rolled up. I explained the situation to an officer, who simply nodded and left.
The idea that a bum could call the cops on me made two managers laugh at my expense.
Such is my life in the current economic downturn. While completing college years ago, I wrote a short story about a hapless security guard. One liberal arts degree and a layoff later, I am a hapless security guard. Or what my father once derisively called a “door shaker.”
Posted on July 7, 2009