By Steve Rhodes
I saw this on Facebook and got to thinking . . .
Here’s what I would do if I was Bill Gates:
* Make Taco Tuesdays on Wednesdays, too.
* Buy a non-Internet jukebox for ever bar in America.
* A Beachwood Inn on every corner, with animatronic Bob bartenders.
* Buy every Coldplay, Nickelback and Hootie record in existence and destroy them. He wakes up every day and doesn’t do this.
* Feed every hungry person in America. Every day.
* Replace all PCs with Macs.
* Make McRib available year-round.
* Buy Cadillac health insurance for every American.
* Pay Rahm Emanuel to shut up.
* Buy the Cubs and restore Wrigley Field to its non-advertising, non-yuppified state.
* Make HBO and Netflix free for everyone.
* Stop wearing those godawful sweaters.
* Pay Donald Trump to resign.
* Put all remaining money, time and resources to climate change.
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Comments welcome.
Posted on November 18, 2019